We're different in a good way

Most blog writers take vacation. Vacation isn't a bad thing to do every once in a while. My accomplice Jim and myself will be embarking on a trip to Buffalo (or pretty close to it) and then out to good old Wisconsin. It will be a three week adventure. Unlike most blog writers, we however will not be taking a vacation from our blog duties. To the contrary, we are going to keep our sweet blog action coming your way! All for FREE! Now days, thanks to sweet wifi of happiness that is now available in most hotels, we will be on top of things, and on high speed! Most blog writers at this point would proceed to explain how sad of a life their readers have and how they are actually "wasting" time reading the blog. Not so with us! The readers ROCK almost as much as the blog itself! Who could blame them for getting hooked on our blog? I was going to say "now, everyone who loves our blog, leave a comment" But I decided not to... seeing how our readers are obviously far to busy to leave a comment.
This was just a reminder as to the fact that we are in fact different than the average blog.

New Rating System

We have developed a complex and intuitive rating system designed to bring awareness to the reader about the level of depth in a post before even having to read it. I say "Complex" because there are complex guidelines we look at to determine just how deep our posts are. I also say "intuitive" because half the time the rating is based on a spur of the moment feeling. Unlike the popular "5 star rating system" we felt the need to use the power of spelling. Therefore, instead of 5 stars, you will see the word "Brain". Instead of 2 stars, you will see the letters "Br". We feel that this will both strengthen our readers reading abilities, and give them an immediate reliable indication on just how powerful their brain is. Now, before you start to yell out the fact that none of our posts would ever be a full "BRAIN" because we are supposedly not capable of such depth, we have centered our rating around the average "blond". Pardon the term "Blond", but nothing else seemed to suffice. we are in no way "discriminating" to peoples hair color, the term "blond" refers to people with usually self inflicted but in some rare cases, natural cluelessness). Therefor, this rating system would be relevant through the eyes of a clueless person (or so we feel). The rating will go at the top of all my posts including this one.