Sunday, July 27, 2008

New Rating System

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We have developed a complex and intuitive rating system designed to bring awareness to the reader about the level of depth in a post before even having to read it. I say "Complex" because there are complex guidelines we look at to determine just how deep our posts are. I also say "intuitive" because half the time the rating is based on a spur of the moment feeling. Unlike the popular "5 star rating system" we felt the need to use the power of spelling. Therefore, instead of 5 stars, you will see the word "Brain". Instead of 2 stars, you will see the letters "Br". We feel that this will both strengthen our readers reading abilities, and give them an immediate reliable indication on just how powerful their brain is. Now, before you start to yell out the fact that none of our posts would ever be a full "BRAIN" because we are supposedly not capable of such depth, we have centered our rating around the average "blond". Pardon the term "Blond", but nothing else seemed to suffice. we are in no way "discriminating" to peoples hair color, the term "blond" refers to people with usually self inflicted but in some rare cases, natural cluelessness). Therefor, this rating system would be relevant through the eyes of a clueless person (or so we feel). The rating will go at the top of all my posts including this one.

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